Tha Retail Simp$ (Montreal, Total Punk), Croissant, NOW

Thee Stork Club

Oakland, CA

Doors: 8:00PM | Show: 8:30PM

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    Gibby Haynes & Paul Green Rock Academy

    (Playing Butthole Surfers Classics) and Victims Family

    at Thee Stork Club

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    Shutups, Lenguas Largas at Thee Stork Club

    w/ Big Rat

    at Thee Stork Club

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$10 adv/door


Tha Retail Simp$

"What if the Velvet Underground had written ‘Wooly Bully’ and Sam The Sham ‘Sister Ray?' If Ron House picked up some bongos and joined CCR or If Half Japanese and Hasil Adkins started a Meters cover band? This is the scrap yard of the Retail Simp's mind. Their debut album, Reverberant Scratch, is a 9 track ruckus of tinny guitar sketching, horn-honking deliberations, keyboardarific doodles, and whatever else one can summon in a basement to bang on. It's a ramshackle party stabber. Loose, loud, and 100% TOTAL PUNK!!!”

"Skronky, funky, punky, derelict rock ‘n’ roll — I don’t have any proof that  Tha Retail Simps are America’s happiest garage punk band, but they certainly sound like they’re having the best time.” - SPIN



Noise avant experimental rave jams meet punk and jelly, feat. members of Quaaludes and Warp.


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Thee Stork Club

2330 Telegraph Ave, Oakland, CA, 94612

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