Time Machine Roast!

A popular long-running show at the Kennedy Center in Washington DC, the Time Machine Roast now comes to the Stand.  Nationally touring comedians get into character & costume for the meanest, funniest, most historically accurate roast jokes you've ever heard. From presidents to inventors, from artists to emperors - no reputation is safe!

Guests MUST arrive 30 minutes prior to check in to guarantee seating. Seats are subject to be released 15 minutes after the show begins. ALL LINEUPS SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE